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My Pictorial Biography

The Latest Version

Note : This site is intended to be viewed at 1024 x 768 resolution on PCs, and the
appropriate equivalent on Apple Macintosh computers, in true colour mode
(24-bit, 16,777,216 colours).
If you're using a Sun SPARCStation running Solaris,
then I can't help you because I've never encountered
a piece of kit that expensive!

Welcome to the latest version of my Pictorial Biography. This time, I have decided to experiment with style sheets, so that I can maintain a consistent style across the entire web page in one place. One of those good ideas which, when tried in practice, falls foul of the usual browser incompatibilities (sigh).

One of the advantages of style sheets is that I can have properly indented paragraphs throughout - a nice touch. What a pity browsers didn't implement this kind of feature prior to style sheets (sigh again).

And now, after that boring technical preamble, on to the biography proper. As headlined above, this is principally a pictorial biography, although I shall annotate the pictures with copious text!

So, what will the inquisitive reader or viewer find in these pages? Principally, pictures that are related to various aspects of my life, along with suitable explanatory notes. Here will be found the people, the things, the ideas that move me, inspire me, stir my passions. And, liberally sprinkled amongst them, will be opinions. I have quite a few of these, and I am not afraid to state them. If this troubles you, then I respectfully suggest that you seek out a somewhat less polemical website to occupy your browsing time!

The Pictorial Biography is divided into sections. Each can be reached by hovering the mouse pointer over one of the assorted decorative buttons provided below, and pressing the appropriate mouse button when the mouse pointer changes to a little hand (or whatever other symbol appears on your computer to indicate a hyperlink).

So, on to the sections. Browse and enjoy. And, when you have finished browsing the contents of the various sections, scroll down to the assorted links, and explore those too. Also in the links section is the little decorative button that allows me to be E-Mailed, and the little button that allows the Black Chancery font to be downloaded for those who do not have it. Appropriate notes are supplied throughout.

Introduction to me, where I live etc.

Introduction

This is where you will find one or two pictures of me (if your monitor screen doesn't explode when trying to display them), one or two pictures connected to where I live, and one or two pictures of people in my life that do not adequately fit into the other sections.

A Sample Of My 19th Century Art Collection

19th Century Art

Here you will find a small sample of artworks from my (now enormous) 19th century art collection. This collection principally comprises Pre-Raphaelite and Victorian Neoclassical art, along with one or two works from other artists who shared the time period and, in some cases, many of their aspirations with the Pre-Raphaelites or the Neoclassicists. Among the transcendently gifted individuals whose works are featured here are Rossetti, Waterhouse, John William Godward (for whom I now have a special soft spot) and Bouguereau.

Sadly, there is insufficient space to include all of my art collection on the server, as this now comprises over 3,000 paintings! Such is life (sigh). Meanwhile, feast your eyes upon the glories of an age when beauty, allied to scholarship, was considered worth striving for ... and should a certain Damien Hirst pass this way, then hang your head in shame, you fraudster and charlatan ...

The Art Of Charles Faris

Charles Faris

This section is devoted to the art of Charles Faris, whom I discovered accidentally when searching the web for art of a slightly different kind. One of those serendipitous happenstances that add to the joys of life - Charles and I have been corresponding now since 1998, and his art has inspired me to write children's stories. Upon sending some of them to him, he was so delighted that he produced artworks to accompany them! This project has now assumed a life of its own, and the full set of childrens' stories inspired by Charles' faerie art has now grown to nearly 700,000 words in 32 books ... I am still, sadly, seeking a publisher for them, as persuading publishers to look away from Harry Potter and product placement for more than five nanoseconds is proving a bigger challenge than I thought (sigh).

Meanwhile, take a look at this small selection of Charles' art, and if you share my passion for his work, visit his own website via the links further down this page - his oeuvre now encompasses over 120 artworks!

Some Of My Own Art

My Own Art

After I acquired a computer capable of running the dreaded Windows 98, and more importantly, Adobe PhotoShop, Charles Faris gave me some tuition on how to use this wonderful art package, and thus, allowed me to make my own foray into the world of faerie art, partly of course to produce more illustrations for my children's stories. This is a small selection from a body of work that in the space of a year, has now grown to 130 artworks, all produced at the same time as adding to the collection of stories. What a busy bee am I ...

Go here and take a look at my own vision of the faerie world, much of it of course inspired by Charles Faris - tread softly, now!

The Menagerie

Pets

This is a section devoted to my pets, or, more correctly, a collection of creatures past and present that have shared my life, along with one or two that I wish I could afford to have share my life! Visit this section to see multi-coloured tropical fish, and a computer literate budgerigar ... !

An Assortment Of My Photographs

Photographs

This section contains a small selection of the photographs I have taken to accompany my entomological recording activities, and thus, the principal subjects featured here are butterflies and wild flowers. Again, only a small sample of photographs can be displayed here, as the grand total is in excess of 3,500!

Go here to see the natural wonders that can be found, if one knows where to look, in surprising places - who would suspect a grimy northern industrial town to be home to orchids?

Special Treasures

Special Treasures

This is the section that contains that which is especially dear to me. Come here to see my adorable niece Carol (who has been recast dozens of times in my own artwork as a faerie princess!), a painting with special resonances for me, and an assortment of other delights that inspire me.

Faerie Tales

As I have already alluded to above in the section entitled "My Art", I have written children's faerie tales. Another decorative button below will whisk the inquisitive away to a page that contains a potted history of my faerie tales, and a list of the tales extant thus far. Come and find out more about the enchanted world, first inspired by Charles Faris' art, which gained momentum of its own and motivated my own forays into faerie art ...

Come here and find out about my enchanted world ...


Links

And now, after that, comes the links. An assortment of places for you to visit after browsing the assorted sections of the Pictorial Biography. Again, an assortment of decorative buttons is provided ... aren't assortments wonderful?

Charles Faris

Charles Faris - The Man,

The Music, The Art

Go here to see the website of Charles Faris, musician, faerie artist and much, much more ... listen to his own compositions, buy copies of his albums, and gaze in awe and wonder at the visions of faerie loveliness that he has brought forth over the past four years or so ...

Reflection On The Bay - A Tranquil Haven

Reflections On The Bay

Go here and visit Reflections On The Bay, a tranquil haven of birdsong and still waters where the jaded soul can unwind and shake off the cares and troubles of everyday existence ... let Lynne McMullan wave her own magic wand about you as you stay beside Lake Ontario, and who knows, you might even meet a Pickle Pixie or two while you are staying there! Tread softly now, because Lynne has a full set of Charles Faris wings of her own!

The Brunching Shuttlecocks

The Brunching Shuttlecocks

Go here and visit the world of Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg, whose surreal comedy now has a large body of devoted fans all over the world. Where else can you go to have Alanis Morrissette write you your own song? Or find out the real behind the scenes story of the legal battle between Microsoft and the Department of Justice?

Note : Brunching Shuttlecocks Logo Copyright © 1998-2002 Lore Fitgerald Sjöberg

Brunchma

Brunchma

The surreal world of the Brunchma bulletin board, the home of the fans of Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg, awaits you here. What other bulletin board has a resident Potato God? Or a resident spangly pixie? Or, for that matter, a Great Steak? Go here and meet such sterling individuals as Mister Happypants, Machiavelli, Jessica Rabbit, The Squirrel Mob, Dead Badger, Mightymaus, Fnordia and many, many others, who will turn your world inside out and decorate it liberally with crème brulée ...

Note : Brunchma Logo Copyright © 1998-2002 Brunchma.com And Its Administrators

Vanessa Banuelos' Message Board

Vanessa Banuelos

Charles Faris has recently created a message board for Vanessa Banuelos, his favourite model and Muse ... so now, faerie lovers all over the world can send messages to her. Be courteous now, for she is a faerie princess! Find out what it is like being a Muse, and discover if she is about to acquire even more spangly wings to add to her already huge collection ...

Carol Gerten Fine Arts

Carol Gerten Fine Arts

Go here to see the truly enormous collection of fine art lovingly maintained on the web by Carol Gerten, which at the last count numbered some fifty thousand pictures ... a comprehensive collection covering everything from the Classical world, through 12th century Japan, through the Renaissance, to the present. And the list is growing daily ...

John William Waterhouse

The John William Waterhouse

Art Collection

Go here to view the most comprehensive collection of paintings by John William Waterhouse available on the web ... a truly sumptuous array of works by the most gifted artistic genius of his day, whose works will stand the test of time as transcendent jewels of romantic visual poetry ...

FishProfiles Portal

FishProfiles.com - For All

Aquarists

Go here to visit the FishProfiles portal, which is the resource for all aquarists, be they freshwater or marine fishkeepers, coldwater or tropical, or keepers of aquatic invertebrates. Species profiles (300+ at the last count in October 2003) are regularly updated, and there is a bulletin board that aquarists can join, to find out from others how to keep sought after fish or invertebrate species, or to share their own fishkeeping experiences, including maintenance and captive breeding successes. Go read my HUGE collection of Panda Catfish posts on this Board! (smile) Oh, and meet a brace of experts, including our resident marine biologist, Shinigami, Oleta and the gang in the Marine section, Cory_Di, Roona, Dark Realm Overlord, Koi Keeper, Garyroland, Bruce Moomaw (Characin specialist), Angiewny, Madattiver, Toirtis ... these are just the names I can remember off the top of my head, if I've left out any of my regular correspondents, don't fret, I'll introduce you too! Oh, and of course, there's Adam, the Board Administrator, who keeps the whole portal going. Come and join the gang, the best informed AND the friendliest aquarist haven on the Internet! Oh, you'll find me under my board nickname of "Calilasseia", by the way ...

FishProfiles Logo Copyright © 2003 Adam Lundie - FishProfiles.com Administrator

Greg Lasley Wildlife Photography

Greg Lasley Wildlife Photography

Greg Lasley is a wildlife photographer whose subject matter covers a vast range, far too diverse for me to summarise here, but one wildlife subject of his was of particular interest to me, namely hummingbirds, which I wished to use in my art. Greg kindly granted permission for me to use some of his hummingbird photographs in my faerie art, and so, the very least I could do was add a link to his wildlife photography site on my pages, and urge people to see his work first hand! And so, here is the link (click upon the usual pretty button at the side, which incidentally features two of Greg's hummingbirds). Oh, and when I last contacted him (which was admittedly some time ago), Greg was embarking upon a six-month Antarctic expedition, so perhaps his site now features some Emperor Penguin footage too - however, as these birds have an unusual breeding strategy, namely producing their young in the midst of the Antarctic winter, with temperatures plummeting to -80°C at times, captuing any photographs of these birds breeding involves enormous hardship on the part of the photographer. Greg would doubtless nod approvingly at the comment that at least the photographer gets to retire to a warm shelter afterwards, while the penguins have to stand out in the open for over six weeks, huddling together for warmth amid 100 mph winds and temperatures cold enough to make mild steel turn as brittle as glass ... meanwhile, you can view Greg's handiwork from around the world by clicking on the button to the left, which I made especially for him. Greg, if you pass this way, and I haven't already mailed a copy of the image file to you, feel free to copy the button image for your own use.

E-Mail Me

And now, after all of that, if you find that my passions and delights speak to you also, and you wish to become one of my legion of correspondents (now spanning three continents), then here is another decorative button, provided for the purpose:

Send Me E-Mail...

Oh, and if anyone finds any broken links, send me an E- Mail via the above button too, and I shall do my utmost to fix them. Likewise, those who wish to have a set of spangly faerie wings of their own can also send me a message, and if they ask me nicely, I shall see what I can do! The minimum requirement is a good-quality photograph, scanned and saved in JPEG format, preferably scanned at 150 dots per inch or greater resolution. Check the file size before sending: because those wonderful (sarcasm mode) people at Hotmail place a 2 megabyte restriction upon the size of my E-Mail account, if the file size is greater than around 300 Kilobytes, it might end up being trashed by the server. Don't worry if you have to use large amounts of compression to shrink the file size, Adobe PhotoShop's lovely tools will recover the lost data almost as good as new!

Oh, and what do I charge for this service? Zilch. I do it because I enjoy it. Just as that nice Linus Thorvald wrote Linux because he wanted the world to be a better place, and not because he wanted to become a fat cat in a suit with a Mercedes-Benz penis extension and a grand country house ... Gordon Gekko was WRONG, greed is NOT good!

If the Hotmail account proves too troublesome, I shall make alternative arrangements for receipt of JPEG images. Note to those money-grubbing suits at Microsoft: if you keep treating the public with such contempt, they will all desert you and start running Linux instead, because it's free ... I can hardly wait for that day to come to pass!

Font Download

Since this site is intended to be viewed using the Black Chancery font, I thought it would be a good idea to allow those not blessed with this font to be able to download it. It is, I assure you, a freeware font, and many other freeware fonts can be obtained from those wonderful people at ACIDFONTS. Once again, I provide some decorative buttons for the purpose ... oh, a note of warning before you continue! If your browser does not allow you to download direct from me, then please upgrade your browser, as I do not know how to support the FTP protocol in my own code yet, and no-one has bothered to educate me ... sigh ...

Visit AcidFonts By Clicking Here          Download Direct From Me

Credits & Acknowledgements

Finally, I provide another decorative button for those who wish to view the list of credits and acknowledgements. Which, needless to say, is compiled with the usual attention to detail, and love of whimsical humour ...

Click Upon This To See The Credits & Acknowledgements

The above credits and acknowledgements were brought to you by ...

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Opinions

I said I had opinions, and here is where I open fire with my minigun at all my pet hates, and generally indulge in turbo-charged ranting. If polemical discourse appeals to you, or you just want to have a good laugh at all the world's vermin, the decorative button below will duly take you to a series of mini-essays on what is wrong with the world ... (smile)!

Polemical Discourses by Yours Truly

Unless otherwise stated, all of the posh buttons used to link the assorted sections of this web site are copyright © 1999-2003 D.W. Edwards
Brunching Shuttlecocks Logo copyright © 1998-2002 Lore Fitgerald Sjöberg
Brunchma.com Logo copyright © 1998-2002 Brunchma.com And Its Administrators
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